officerpapermouth: i found a broken piece of chalk that someone stapled together why must we try to play god
sowhatilied: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ponyboyismyhomeboy: my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married...
This is how the rain looks like when you're up...
sadisticmagidan: BEST PHOTO IN EXISTENCE. I love how it’s only over that town, like Nature decided to just fuck their day up.
danisnotonfjre: giftedbuttwisted: At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories. In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375. the choice is yours
at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
kanyewesticle: I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
samuelshakusky: we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
thearcanetheory: cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing
the-tricky-angel-gabriel: I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years. the accuracy of this post is alarming.
andysambergg: i have so much homework what movie should i watch
bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
stfulily: who remembers when that girl cried over sanjaya